The man behind the dark elf Drizzt Do’Urden is quite a funnyman. Much more so than his famous character’s grim tales might lead you to believe.

As evidence, we offer this audio bit of kobold diplomacy called the “Wubba Wubba Story”, as told by the man himself.

A true classic of gaming humor, give it a listen and tell us your favorite wand of wonder story in the Forums.