Actually, I did post something in the forums last year that fits today’s topic: http://www.koboldquarterly.com/kqforums/viewtopic.php?t=2036&highlight=

My first: Was on a road trip with my family. I had the “magenta box” or whatever is was and was learning the game, having them help me as we went along. I think it went pretty well (I think I was 9 at the time). The only thing was my father was the cleric and said that he wanted to spray mace at a goblin. I had to tell him that a mace was more like a club. He was saddened and had to rethink his character.