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| ephealy |
 Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:39 pm Post subject: The Trading Post |
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I have a copper piece. What will you trade me for it?
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| The Jade |
| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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| I'll trade you this doll fashioned from wine corks. I call him Corky... and he's yours for that shiny copper. |
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| ephealy |
| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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Sold!
Ah, Corky. You're cute, but I want something MORE.
So, I have Corky. What will you trade me for him?
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| Daigle |
| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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| I've got my collection of pinned and preserved cockroaches. I mean, I like it a lot and all, but when I talk to them, they all answer at once and the voices are a bit...disconcerting. I'd much rather just have one thing that answers back at this point. |
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| Lilith |
| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Oooh! Roaches! I'll take it and give you this slightly used leather mask. |
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| The Jade |
| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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A leather mask is just what I need to hang in my igloo!
Here! Take this dehydrated elephant prostate fetish in trade!
Sorry you got squeezed out of the trade Ed, but commerce has taken on a life of its own. |
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| ephealy |
| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Daigle wrote: |
| I've got my collection of pinned and preserved cockroaches. |
Throw in a carrying case, with a carrying strap and highlights on the side so it looks "just so"... and you've got a deal.
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| ephealy |
| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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| The Jade wrote: |
| Take this dehydrated elephant prostate fetish in trade! |
Fetish? I know about your legume fetish, Rone, so this is what I'll do...
I'll take that leather mask off your hands and trade you my (daughers', shhhh) collection of Veggie Tales DVDs.
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| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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So who has what now? I wanted that leather mask in trade for this here pachydermal scrote. If the deal is to Ed, then Ed, gimme that mask and take this treasure I offer.
edit: ah... you posted again.
Consider it a trade! |
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| ephealy |
| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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So I have a leather mask. And Daigle wants to trade my Corky for some fine insects. This day is looking up.
What do you want for that igloo, Jade?
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| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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We've lost the tracks. And I can't keep track.
VE MUST HAVE ORDAH! |
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| ephealy |
| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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I have URDAH. You want her? She cooks.
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| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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| For your cook Urdah, I will give you this granite flagstone from Sheisse Arloch. High prized by those who collect masonry from castles with poor names. |
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| ephealy |
| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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I'm not a big fan of Sheisse Arloch. Do you have anything in English? Or ancient Persian, by chance?
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| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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Go fish.
No, that's its name. It's a Persian minaret constructed of 1000 year old fudge. The last man to bite into it upchucked for ten minutes then exploded bowels first.
Oh fun!
BTW, Go Fish in Persian also means poop castle. Go figure. For some reason, my real estate portfolio is full of little kwinky dinks like dat. |
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